The Cypher – (Contains strong language. Viewer discretion is advised.)

Early this month a couple of political figures were invited to blogville to slug it out in a heated debate…so to speak. But I wanted something with a little bit of …’zing’, a bit of ‘umph’…a bit of ‘wizzy wizzy wow’! (you get my drift?). So I told these newbies to quit the rehearsed eulogical babble and give me a bit of freestyling – nothing like a bit of ‘improv’ to know if they’ve got their ‘swag’ on. I suggested it, they accepted, and they promised to drop it like its hot! Ladies and Gentlemen, I present to you…the cypher…you be the judge and tell me who ‘murdered it!’

obamaBarack Obama (rapping over P.Diddy’s ‘Bad boy 4 life’):

“…who’s the Boss?/Clinton lost/Don’t think cos I hired her I’ma go soft/

Hussein? thats me/and if you don’t feel me/it means you didn’t vote me/Sorry, blow me!/

Get it right y’all, I’m a resident/but is the U.S even ready for a black president?/

Grab a tissue/Even your tears don’t miss you/Obama is Drama…the saga continues

Chorus – I AINT…GO-ING NOWHERE…I AINT…GOING NOWHERE/ I CANT BE STOPPED NOW…COS ITS ‘BAMA 4 LIFE!/(2ce)

 

hilaryHilary Clinton (rapping over Fat Joe’s ‘Lean Back’):

H to the Ceezy/your eyes go dizzy/when I bitch-slap you like I did Monica Lewinski/

I’m quick when I batter/ so you better quit the chatter/whats sadder…you believing that Size doesn’t matter!/

And your wife is wack/give her braces back/bet you’re ‘dickless’ cause you can only threaten me with the ‘sack’/

But as for ‘John Mac’/his whole career’s slack/so like broken boomerangs dont expect a comeback/

Chorus – WELL YOU CANT EVEN RAP SO JUST SHUT UP YOUR TRAP AND JUST…PUT YOUR MIC AWAY/AND LEAN BACK, LEAN BACK, LEAN BACK, LEAN BACK/ (2ce)

mccainJohn McCain (rapping over DMX’s ‘What’s my name’):

Grrr…Grrr….URRGH! URRGH!

To be continued…

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